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Monday, 26 October 2009

  • Bird Shart

    I think a bird shartted on my car. My entire car is sprinkled with white bird poop. Here's how i think it played out:

    The bird was flying over my car and had bad stomach aches but was trying to hold it in. Must be lactose intolerant and had some cheese. Anyways, it was definitely trying not to poop until it got home but all of a sudden, it sneezed causing a fart to come out. Little did it know that it wasnt just air that exited... as it flew over my car, it sprayed the air with white poo and decorated my car with sprinkles.....

Sunday, 25 October 2009

  • I need to weigh WHAT?!?!?!?!

    So i just joined this website that helps me keep track of my calories.  (Dont worry, i didnt pay, its for free) I typed in how tall i am, how much i weight and my body type. 

    So recently, in the past 4 months, i've lost close to 30 lbs and have been trying to stay as healthy and in shape as possible.  I thought i would maybe lose another 20 lbs MAX and be good to go.  But this website that i just joined said that my goal should be to lose another 45 lbs!!!!!!!  WHAT?!!?!?!?  do u know how hard it was to lose 30 lbs let alone another 45?  my body is has already plateaued and i dont think itll be able to take another drastic change like that. 

    So i'm wondering, has the world gotten THAT fat that i need to be down to a mere 145 or is that website wrong?  cause the last time i was 145 was in middle school... actually, i might have been 145 in elementary school.  but dang yo, its not like im HUGE or severely obese right now.  oh, if u havent done the math, im at 190 now... well, fluctuating from 185 to 190 almost on a daily basis.

    So yeah, is it normal for a 5'8" male to be at 145? is that even healthy?  wouldnt i look a little malnourished or sick?  hmm, i dont think being 145 is healthy for me.  what has this superficial world come to......

Thursday, 08 October 2009

  • Digital vs Film

    A question was asked to a lot of the film photographers on flickr asking them to give their opinions on digital cameras and digital photographers and i thought id share my response on xanga too.

    So i dont understand how someone who has a digital camera can ever efficiently improve as a photographer. let me explain: WIth a digital camera, you have an "infinite" amount of shots that you're allowed to take. On top of that, u can see ur results instantly and choose to re-shoot, delete, or even make it into a B&W before you but it onto ur computer or print a hard copy of it. Come on, with a digital camera, you cant 200 shots of the same thing and AT LEAST one of them has to be decent. How is that being creative, visionary, insightful or a good photographer. With film, we need to process our photos before we can see them, we need to be sure that it's what we want, we dont have a delete button, nor do we have the luxury to take a thousand shots and pick a handful of them and claim to be a skill photog.

    I saw a wedding photographer just clicking away, almost 30 pics a minute. yeah, she's paid to get the shots and make the wedding into a beautiful memory, but there is NO skill in just shooting billions of shots and assuming that 10% of them will be good enough for the client to be satisfied. whatever happened to knowing the angles, finding the joy in the challenges that come from expressing urself through ur lens. i just dont understand how photography has evolved into glorified point and shoot.

    for those who use digital, im not saying ur all bad, im just saying that there are a lot of "professionals" out there that are getting away with charging people hundreds of dollars for accidental shots.  and for the record, yes, i would love to get a digital some day, but honestly, i would not be the photographer that i am if it wasnt for learning and growing with a film camera.  P.S.  i still have no idea what im doing, i just love taking photos.  i just dont respect photographers who confuse accidental angles, lighting, and cameras settings as talent.

Monday, 21 September 2009

  • system overload

    i dont think i have ever had a hard time finding time to eat or had trouble having a good time with friends because of stressful thoughts about school.  Its even been a slight distraction while serving in praise band, friday night youth group and while attending out college small group.  I love serving in praise team, i find so much joy on friday nights with the youth group, and college group is usually the highlight of my weeks, but this past week, i had such a hard time setting my thoughts about school aside.  I really dont wanna F up this semester and im glad that im pushing myself so hard, but i find it kinda sad that i cant push it aside for just a few hours.  I look at other people and they're able to do school full time, handle two jobs, and have a fulfilling social life, but i cant seem to juggle school, church and a minimal social life?  geez.... fail.... 

    But im definitely encouraged this semester.  As much as i cant stand being in under grad anymore, im finding joy in knowing that im still fighting to finish.  I thank God so much for not allowing me to quit and continuously challenging me.  I know this was all for a purpose.  i dont know what that purpose is, but im excited to see it.  but enough online time for me, i needs my sleep....

Thursday, 03 September 2009

  • School has started...

    Worst first couple days of school EVER!  most epic fail!

    First day: My car starts to overheat (AGAIN) on the way to school so i have to pull over and i miss my first class of the year.  Luckily, the professor was cool and said " what are you, a freshman? who cares, its the first day of school. Just make sure u read for next wednesday" 

    SO, i go to the book store to buy these books so im not the first idiot to not know whats going on in class.  I need to get four books, one more expensive than the next so i can only buy two.  I didnt have my syllabus with me so i just grab any two hoping that at least of the books are what i need for next wednesday.... fail.... its the really expensive on that i need

    Second day: Car once again has issues and i have to stop again.  I missed my first class this morning too... 

    I get done with class and start driving home, car's over heating AGAIN, but this time, its really hot REALLY fast!  i tell myself, "its ok, keep going, just get home, just get home!"  I'm JUST about to turn into my driveway and it dies......... i hate my car so much...... i had to push it into my inclined driveway.....

    I go onto my computer and get an email from m advisor "adam, two of the 4 classes that you're taking will not count for your major, u need to drop from them and find 3 more classes."  i think, "what?  drop 2 and add 3?"  FAIL!!!!!!!!

    i'm so tired....................